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6 Responses to “DAVID LETTERMAN TOP 10- WHY YOU DONT WANT TO BE A TEENAGE MOM?”

1. Courtney Says:
   November 3rd, 2009 at 10:22 pm

   You can’t dance too well when you’re 8 months pregnant
   They don’t make maternity prom dresses.
   You lose you boobs as soon as you get them.
   Stretch marks can show up on your face. (that should deter anyone, lol) just like acne.
   Classmates treat you differently, or not at all.
   Hard to sit in a cramped desk with a baby pushing on your ribs and kicking you in the bladder.
   Mood swings, mostly consisting of crying.
   Wondering if it was the guy on the football team or the guy on the chess team that knocked you up.
   NOBODY believes that its a thyroid problem
   No need to take the plastic baby home for Health class, You get an A+ just by having one of your own.
   If your baby is quiet, they may think that you are just a bit too old to be playing with dolls.
   Your vagina won’t be too appealing to high school boys anymore, Espicially since your mom videotaped the birth and had it presented in Health class.

2. Herbie Says:
   November 3rd, 2009 at 10:37 pm

   This is your homework assignment. Why don’t you do the research. There is plenty of data if you go to google and search “teenage pregnancy”.

3. Doodlest Says:
   November 3rd, 2009 at 10:59 pm

   there aren’t any “funny” reasons not to be a teen mom. the only reasons why 99.99999% of teenage girls shouldn’t be teen moms is
   1.they can’t afford it
   2.they’re self-centered
   3. they do drugs, drink etc.
   4. they’re abbusive or live in an abbusive environment
   5.most will job out of school
   although some teens can afford it
   and some aren’t self-centered
   some teens don’t do drugs, drink etc.
   some live in a good environment
   and some actually graduate and go to college
   it’s a choice you make to be mature or not to be mature

4. J&C's Moma! Says:
   November 3rd, 2009 at 11:50 pm

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5. electra Says:
   November 4th, 2009 at 12:38 am

   I can give you regular reasons and you can make it funny yourself:
   Less time to hang out as a teenager
   Less free money
   I;ll be back with mine

6. STAR CROSSED LOVERS Says:
   November 4th, 2009 at 1:26 am

   1. Kiss your social life goodbye! (while all are your friends are out having a good time, you won’t.)
   2. Society will look down on you.
   3. Not being able to afford it.
   4. Always having to depend on someone else to drive you and your baby places. i.e. the Dr., store.

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